Post-nuclear Elvis. Might've just shat myself.

I'm dying. I couldn't breathe at one point I was laughing so hard! God I miss good SNL.

Aww... Baby want a bottle? You know why reporters are going to "write what [they] want to write?" Because it's their goddamn job, and they have a responsibility to do it.

You are so wrong. The press are the go-between between the players and the people who pay their salaries, the fans. Without them they would simply be grocery baggers at your local Pathmark, because most of them can't string 2 sentences together without using incorrect grammer. Speaking for myself, I could care less…

Not sure I agree that players owe the media nothing. All professional leagues benefit in some degree from the publicity the media provides. The league benefits and the future players will benefit. I'm old enough to remember when the NBA was having broadcasts of the finals tape-delayed. Part of the journey from there…

Preemptive LOL at the pearl-clutching articles coming this week from the NBA writer crowd.

Can I buy some drugs from you? Because you must be high to make those statements. To say that Stewart did anything but peak at TDS is beyond ridiculous.

White people should stick to what we know: Controlling the weather and hoarding ammo.

This is almost certainly 4/22/1938. When they show the scoreboard during the game, the line score of both the Cubs/Cards game and the White Sox/Browns game are identical at that point to what Baseball Reference shows happens on that date.

Wow that was great footage. I loved it when that guy in a fedora and headphones reached out and grabbed what could have been a catchable foul ball and ruined the Cubs chances to ever win the World Series again…

You totally missed my point...

And law enforcement is turning a blind eye to that rather than trying to bring the killer to justice, right?

Is the Bay City police department going to help cover up the incident to keep the criminal who shot the officer on the streets? If not, then I guess it's not relevant to anything.

i seriously hope Lorne paid you to post this shit

And Taran Killam was just horrible as Pete Carroll.

SNL is rarely funny anymore. It's like they doesn't even care.

fuck that was horrible

That's funnier than lady week? Those were Leno jokes.

This was terrible.

Sometimes writers just need to realize that you can't always write funny skits about things that were already hilarious. I found BeastModes media days to be hilarious. Why would I think a reenactment is just as or more funny when I can just go back and watch him do it.