I love that in the CFL, if you call the season ticket office, the president of the team picks up the phone. He also runs concessions, advertising, and he chases the squirrels out of the stadium between games.

The funniest part of this entire scenario is the reason Cutler's wife posted this in the first place—to prove her and Jay "don't have a thousand nannies." She thought she was actually helping her husband look like a better person!

Have none of these people heard of Almost Live?!

I'm guessing you don't believe in global warming, so that's all I need to know about you.

I don't care about 31 other teams because 31 other teams haven't got caught... Including the Colts who's balls were checked to be OK, so that is actually 3o teams.

If deflating a ball is so minuscule why can't the Patriots just own it?

Does the dry vs wet distinction not exist for bay scalops or does it just not matter as much as it does for sea scallops? I guess it might not make a big difference because you are not searing in this recipe.

What a lying sack of shit.

I do love that "teens" are anything up to about 25 and "milfs " start at about 28.

Have you never been hit on by someone you aren't attracted to? It's awkward and nerve-wracking, and it puts you in a bad position. There is no right answer, just a series of increasingly wrong ones.

Romantic gestures are only perceived as romantic if the female in question finds you attractive. Otherwise they think it's creepy. I've seen some dudes do some really creepy shit, I mean creepier than the tennis ball thing, but because the dudes were deemed desirable, the girls always felt flattered. But some guys do…

I hate Justin Beiber. The absolute worst of everything, dont get me wrong. He is dogshit. But this, nor anything else on SNL last night was very funny. I like little Kevin Hart too. I just dont think any of the cast members are funny. Like...none of them.

Okay, what am I missing here? Come on, someone tell me.

Beheading, when done quick and painlessly, is probably the most humane form of execution, you're right, but as far as I'm concerned, that's like saying horse shit is the most appetizing animal shit.

Every week becomes more embarrassing as a Bears fan. It's only going to get worse when we announce John Fox as our head coach.

Sure, never mind the fact that EVERY OTHER COLLEGE SPORT INCLUDING ALL OTHER DIVISIONS OF FOOTBALL uses a playoff. And has for years. And their national championships are far more "legitimate" than any of the Div. 1 football championships have been, say, since ever. It CAN be done because it already IS being done. …

I agree with your conclusion, much to the chagrin of Calvin Megatron Johnson, the Detroit Lions and now Dez Felon Bryant and the Dallas Cowboys.

you can't see it in the gif at the top of this page, but it clearly comes loose and he reclutches it from the angle they used live. It did come out - so obviously that I was screaming about it being incomplete when I saw it happen live :)

it came loose as he crossed the line of demarkation and re-caught the ball in a roll.

They are ruining the game with the technicality if the rules.

I DON'T KNOW THE RULES ANYMORE.