Uh, no shit. So it's perfectly ok then right? Fucking idiot. Statutory rape is when someone has sex with someone who isn't old enough to consent as an adult. Then again, I'm talking to an idiot who probably believes it's ok to have sex with someone when they're sleeping because it's not really that forcible.

Don't underestimate their creepiness. They'd still hit it.

Grandmaster Splash

Presto Flo: Don't push me cause I'm close to the edge, I'm trying not to lose my hat...

Didn't he donate $1 million to OKC after one of their major tornadoes?

God dammit, STOP using Will Ferrell's Harry impression as the benchmark. It sucked ass. Looked and sounded nothing like him. Jim Volkmann is the guy.

True - if you completely ignore that the injury was caused from Rose landing on another guy's foot. So, really, it was only due to contact. But yeah, you were right!

As a lifelong Cubs fan my only thought to this is How are the Cubs gonna fuck this one up?

If you thought Red Sox fans were annoying, you haven't seen anything yet.

He should point out the hours of community service he provides the town of Athens every fall Saturday.

I certainly see the moral equivalence between cartel enforcement of income restrictions and interpretations of sports rules!

NCAA3: Hey did you guys hear about that systematic program of cheating and fake classes for athletes across all sports at UNC for a couple of decades? Let's not punish them, I'm sure it was a mistake!

The community service part is what cracks me up most. That implies that they think a college athlete taking money is in some way harmful to society.

NCAA: Ok guys how can we make this poor kid really feel the bite for what he's done? Lets force him to pay out money to charity when he CERTAINLY can't afford it! Terrific!

And as we all know, they gave Johnny Manziel a very similar punishment last year, showing that it doesn't matter who you are—-

Ah okay XD

Why is Gambit listed twice? Why is joke-ass Green Lantern not the worst, ever? Why is Deadpool (arguably GOAT) at #70?

Did you just admit that you're brain is incapable of watching something and hearing something else at the same time?
I think you did.

My parents think I graduated college. I did not.

its your baby