"...(W)hen you port these things to Brooklyn, you are not revitalizing a culture—you are just cosplaying."

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Flannels are fine. They only become a problem with they are worn two sizes two small with suspenders, and accompanied by obnoxious mustache wax and hair slicked over with a half can of pomade—a total look which the wearer believes makes them "artsy" and "deep." Christ I hate smug assed, douche-nozzle hipsters.

I assume switchel is the beverage of choice st their weekly skee-ball league.

I like Philly a lot. I would take Philly over NYC any day of the week. And Providence is a fucking gem of a little city. Great restaurants, enough to do, close to Boston and beautiful beaches in the summer. Just wait until Buddy is mayor again.

Looks like someone kilt him.

This definitely seems like the Falcons: a second and long followed by a third where they are nowhere near the marker.

It was her way of telling him one crappy performance deserves another.

The teams also use the practice squad to evaluate players and keep them close by in case they need to sign them to the main roster in case of injuries, etc. Teams are only allowed a limited number of practice squad player (10) so they have to consider what reserve players they need most. In this case the Cowboys…

It's not at all, until you start comparing the way he sucks at football to the way he sucks at other things....

Wait....do they know Jason White won the Heisman Trophy?

Ms. Rhimes did try to pay, but her credit card was denied three times.

Asked what time she expected him to arrive, Ms. Rhimes replied "not really sure—he's tough to nail down."

I saw him playing four games of chess at once in Central Park.

Craft is a very fine term and I like it and I will use it. You have good ideas, Trousers. I shall subscribe to your newsletter forthwith.

The Italians and French seem to like the term slow food (in contrast to fast food, basically), which definitely has its merits. But then they had to go and form committees and institutes to study it and regulate it and admire it, and it all just makes you want to barf all over their preening self-regard. Goddamn. (I…

What reasonable term could we use to replace it with?

I wish there were a word to describe food that's non-industrial, small-batch, and generally made with care and attention by a human person, but without the twee, vomitous affectation that artisanal has. Because I am, by and large, a fan of a****anal food. Lots of it is good and interesting and worth putting in your…

Hate to admit that this POS has wayyy better hand writing than me.