Ha! I once stole a Walter Payton rookie from Davis Square Collectibles. Circa 1993.

14. If any of these symptoms persist, contact your doctor immediately.

cue the inevitable "white guy tells all non-white people that they have no right to be offended when white people call them names".... a common internet malady: i call you names and then get upset that you're upset....

Correction: Yesterday's picture of the Canucks caption should have read, "Jordan Subban, guy pictured to the left of the honky wearing jersey number 48."

This was somehow much better than the original caption which described Subban as "the guy being arrested by his teammates for obvious reasons."

You're just finding out about these now? Clearly you don't live in a college town, where these are prominently featured next to the cash register of just about every business in town, lest these kids be sober for one agonizing second.

St. Louis: Come for the sanctimonious assholes, stay for the racism!

I'm not really sure what you're arguing, honestly. Do you want us to admit that you and Frank Luntz are smart? Ok, you're smart. So was Ken Lay. So was Lee Atwater.

I know how this stuff works, I've seen it unfold, and I have friends who work in PR and advertising. Most people on deadspin (and yes, even Gawker) have a…

Yes, and all of us with a brain knew that's what you were doing, taking advantage of the poor and uneducated, un-tech savvy citizens of this country and doing your best to tell them that if they did what the Brown Man Wanted that their grandma would be killed by a death panel, or convincing them that Al Gore made up…

Furthermore, I keep being told how absolutely breathtakingly amazing luntz is. Ive yet to see one shred of evidence to confirm this sentiment. For further reference: see kkkarl rove.

You really think anyone who reads this blog cannot sniff out your BS?

Here's a serious question. Why aren't girls still doing this, but maybe just dressed more... conservatively? Are they that scared of lawsuits that they mandate the ice crew be made up entirely of men? It would be tough to boo if it were a bunch of girls who were just dressed in baggy clothing. "BOOO WEAR LESS CLOTHING…

Does this mean the Ice Dudes are okay with shitty work conditions, draconian rules, and meager pay?

I am really disappointed by this behavior. Just devastated. I loved the the ice girls.

A poll on the Flyers' website asked fans whether they would rather have ice guys or ice girls. As expected, ice guys finished last.

There's a hell of a difference between being a good speaker vs. being a good communicator.

"...even if sometimes you have to take an extra-long shower at night to get the blood and stink off of you."

You don't actually have to do that, you know. I mean, you sound like you feel like you have to. I'm just saying you don't actually have to.

Because as time has passed, we've all begun to realize how empty, shallow, and cynical his approach is. The biggest problem of the GOP in the last few presidential elections has been that they've been more concerned with the crafting and presentation of the message, than in the content of the message itself. Luntz…