You know who doesn't like their coffee? Anyone who enjoys coffee as a beverage.

As coffee lover who has lived in New England his whole life and Massachusetts for all but 4 years in college, I approve of this. DD sucks.

"edible cardboard and hot brown water establishment"

He was my favorite Bears player to watch after Walter Payton. A lot of times in those years, you went to get a beer or take a piss when the Bears offense was on the field and stayed glued to the TV for the Hester returns.

I think the Bears might have given up on him as a WR a year too early. Maybe Trestman should've worked with him more considering the clown college of OCs the Bears had during the vast majority of Hester's career.

He looks like Bruce Dern's sinister brother.

PERIMETER: The perimeter represents the lines that mark off the field of play.

What? Soccer?

Sam Adams is objectively superior to Yuengling, it really is. You can call it overrated, you can say that Massholes are obnoxious about it (not in my experience, but then maybe the expats are, I can't say), but you can't say that Sam Adams and Yuengling are in the same class.

they've had three grenade launchers since 2001

Yvan eht nioj.

Glad to see she's doing well... She'll be back on her back again in no time.

Close, but

'Jackie Robinson Rises From Grave, Strangles Man Who Misspelled His Name'

Okay you folks of the she started it persuasion, also the it's their business not our's school of thought, and jump on board ye of the group known as I met him and he's such a nice guy experience. Gather round all of you 27's and supporters of the same and answer silly old me one question. What was that going on after…

Some secretary is about to to jump on the grenade, get a 5 million dollar golden parachute, sign a confidentiality agreement, blow through the 5 mill in a year, and come out that she did INDEED show the vid to Goodell on a very special episode of Oprah. Book it!!

I'll see your The Bad Plus and raise you a Happy Apple.

I guess you could say he dodged a bullet.

Thanks BaggyT. That was the point I was trying to make. Messing with the person complaining, although not what I would call hilarious, was OK. Doing that to a teenager who is just calling in to get her shift was kind of a dickhead thing to do. Maybe when we go to a party, we can hang out together.

Or Kevin could have called the listing site and informed them of the error. But I guess fucking with teenagers or any minimum wage employee who had nothing to do with the erroneous listing is too much fun to pass up.