Hey, at least they shot it horizontal. People knew how to hold a cameraphone in those days.

So what you're saying is Hollywood is already casting the movie as a Julia Roberts comeback vehicle?

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Hot Girls Screw Ugly Dudes

Other SNL cast members: "Nah, we don't see it."

I try not to hate on SNL even though my viewings of it these days are few and far between. Someone must find it funny on a regular basis because it's still on the air. If something is funny on there, I'll admit it. This wasn't. We get it. Marshawn Lynch doesn't talk a lot. Richard Sherman yells about how great he is.…

As much as a Patriots loss would sooth the "nah nah told ya so" five year old in me, I would much rather have them win. Living in Boston, the weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth for a month or more (more likely more) is they lose would be too much to bear. It's like they don't know how good they have it that…

I'm loving the synchronization between this guy and the guy on the other side of the ring post.

Nope, wrong. It's impossible for this to be harder than it sounds. Unless you throw in mountain lions.

I'm assuming is fedora has earflaps.

The High-Fiving White Guys!

I'm going to guess that in any situation dry scallops are preferred. The wet ones are soaked in some chemical mixture, no? And they have this .... taste that seems not right. I think it makes a difference.

For fuck sake, he wears this shit to press conferences too??? Please, someone buy this man a fucking sportcoat.

Uber-bieber?

I remember this fiasco when I was a kid. It was a joke then and...

He didn't even lift a finger. I think.

Ha. I posted that on a different story on Gawker a few weeks ago. Great minds... Also, it pays to occasionally stop looking down at your smartphone.