OK, so shouldn't the ball be marked at the 1 then if it only comes loose after it hits the ground at the "line of demarcation?" It only comes loose AFTER he hits the ground, no?

I saw the live play and the gazillion replays on Fox. I saw it come loose after he hit the ground and rolled over but I thought it was clear he had control and stretched for the end zone. But thanks for the perspective.

Just heard Fox's "NFL referee expert" or whateverthefuck he is and he said the guy wasn't stretched out far enough to be considered a football move or some BS.

Where does it come loose? I see a guy stretching it out to get it past the goal line...

Going to Kansas City. Bud Powell. Good choice.

Player-coach?

He ducked his head and hurried past the stares until we reached the farthest, emptiest part of the subway platform, where we stopped. He said, "Is this what it's like to be an attractive woman?"

Editor's note: the word "other" shouldn't be there, of course. Dang.

Secretly bet on other Florida...

I'm pretty sure Pitt running back James Conner would prefer for his nickname to be anything but "Bull."

Oh, I'm sure he'll turn up somewhere down the road, maybe going from town to town, meeting people from all walks of life, helping them solve problems like a young boy caught in the middle of his parents fighting or some evil rancher trying to take over sacred Native American land. Where there is injustice, you'll find…

The downside of the Bears cleaning house is that the same people will be responsible for filling it up again.

Adding another dimension to Bears game is this ad they've taken out in a local paper where they apologize for the season BEFORE the final game of the season has even been lost played.

3. How does he conclude that the box is from the Seahawks just because it has some standard advertising shit on it, i.e."Official mover of the Seahawks"? Does he think the moving company only printed that on one box? And if it's on that white tag/mailing label, why not show that? If someone hands him a Coke does he…

The way that kid's dicking around with the scissors suggests to me he should NOT be handling them.

Who told you that, Five Deferment Cheney? Medical Deferment Pat Buchanan?

People are STILL talking about all the quarterback records Jim Harbaugh set. Never to be broken!

The White Sox have this douchenozzle...

You probably have done something on it already, but I would be curious as to how many times they did NFL tie-ins on CBS Morning news: football related stories, interviews, tangentially-related stories (new protective helmets for high school football players, that sort of thing).

I CAN BREED.