Is he not entitled to do what he would rather do?

How is that the same as watching his dad play?

Hmm? What? Butt action? I'm sorry, I didn't notice. I was distracted by the community blowjob the guy was receiving.

I'm an occasional bike rider too. In decent weather, I used to ride my bike to work everyday, from Hollywood and Sheridan, down the lakefront bikepath to the the Thompson Center (Chicago). I would also occasionally ride the street routes. I never had any real trouble with drivers and never seen any real trouble with…

"Whatever dude..." Spoken like a real Chicagoan. Fuck outta here.

Fuck off, liar. You're just another yuppie who moved to Ukranian Village from Iowa or some shit like that after the hipsters made it "safe" and now thinks he's a real "city guy". You know shit.

Fuck off. I lived at Belmont and Fletcher in the 80s' and Edgewater (Bryn Mawr) after that. Want to me rattle off all the Jewel and Dominick's store in that stretch, shithead? Take your ass back to Berwyn. Corner grocery stores in Chicago weren't for shopping for real groceries, they were for a six pack of Coke and…

Guess who's going to be answering a lot of questions like "So why d0es Obama...?" and "Now, why is it that when I say... well, I'm just gon' say it... nigger...that folks get mad at me and yet them rappers..."

What??? Jewel and Dominicks a suburban thing? Too far??? There was one or the other on every freaking block in Chicago.

My fault. You're right. Calm down.

I got caught up in a Critical Mass ride a couple of times. Annoying but I didn't feel the need to kill them. But it made it hard to figure out their point with regards to bike: share the road or take over the road?

What??? You could by that shit any day of the year at "the Jewels" or "The Dominicks'" Are you sure you were born AND raised in Chicago?

Marshmellows. Not cool whip-esque. It's not bad if you're a kid. It's like a KFC garbage bowl except with a bunch of sweetish stuff.

A sex move?

Wait... you accuse the writer of just throwing random food words together and YOU come out with "green rice casserole"???

But...but...but... they had assembled several sports related items in their studio to convey the idea of "sports"! How could it NOT work?

OK, but still...she's a champion in Uganda. Do they not throw punches in Uganda? Does no one get hit? I understand taking two, three shots to the head and the corner throwing in the towel because they see their fighter is out of it but... one punch? It's like they said, "Whoa, wait...what's this 'hitting' stuff? Is…

1. Because Russia. 2. Because Russia. 3. Delayed reaction. Nut nerves are notoriously slow to react. Just like table tennis umps in Russia.

Do you think we'll ever have another president with facial hair?

What the hell is happening here?