I'm far from a gearhead, but that was fucking beautiful. The donuts around the most iconic donut shop in the world was an excellent touch.

Speaking of interesting butts...

I acquired, like. 50 Alvin Dark as Oakland A's manager baseball cards. I think Topps made sure there was one in every pack. I'd open them up and, "Dang, again???" I like to think we were old friends. RIP.

Carl Everett knows!

Schiltz was my first beer, giving to me which I was about five by my mother (a sip) to prove to me that beer is "disgusting".

It's only making a comeback because some hipsters are trying to out-ironic the PBR drinkers.

Also...

without even playing the video I knew what the music was. It was written specifically for this event. And Benny Hill being chased by scantily clad women, of course.

Yes, because that happened the first time a mere 60 years ago.

Cosby tweeted an invitation to fans.

Fuck. And now this makes me feel a little sorry for this guy. A little

Too Much Paranoia, Devo

Got it. Thanks. Good info.

Got it. Thanks. Good info.

If the car had hit her harder, she would have came in through the bathroom window.

I think the real shade in the Sophia Loren incident was cast on Jane Mansfield's left arm

I remember that! I think it even made the news. That was my first year covering sports and it was crazy. Going into the locker room and learning that William Perry's nickname THERE was not "The Fridge" but "Mudslide" (if you saw him naked from the back, you'd understand, or maybe you do already). Having my ass pinched…

I did some freelance sports in those days and actually got to cover the '85 Super Bowl. They were a weird bunch. I went to about five restaurant openings of placed owned by five different players. Every last one of those places are gone now, I think. (Gamekeepers is closed, right?)

Great answer. Thanks.

Great answer. Thanks.

Thanks. So do you have two or just switch the one back and forth between hands? Also, I thought there was a flame inside. Is that safe inside your glove/pocket?

Thanks. So do you have two or just switch the one back and forth between hands? Also, I thought there was a flame…

At the risk of sounding stupid, who is this for? People who are out in the elements for extended periods of time? It seems like a lot for someone who's just waiting for a bus. But I guess if your hands get cold... The reason I ask is that I have poor circulation in my extremities and it's not getting better as I get…

At the risk of sounding stupid, who is this for? People who are out in the elements for extended periods of time? It…