Was about to write something similar. There's a difference between being gay and having sex with someone of the same sex. One is just who you are (like being straight), the other is a choice. They are not the same. I know a woman who wanted to have sex with another woman. She did and hasn't done it again. That doesn't…

"Hey, I know a little Photoshop and Illustrator...I wonder..."

I've had this. It does taste like banana bread. It's truth in advertising. Which, in this case, is a bad thing.

Johnny Morris was also a Chicago Bear and played alongside Ditka, which is why he did Ch. 2 post game and no other station. They were, I guess the word is, friends, but they often got into heated moments like this in the post game show. Maybe they weren't the closest teammates.

Stereotype begets stereotype. Woosh...

That's more like it. Also, given Reinsdorf's penchant for loyalty to players, trading might not be in the picture. Granted his agent (B.J. Armstrong) and brother have been pains in the ass, but if Reinsdorf likes him and he wants to stay, he'll be around for a while.

Sigh? That's it? You're not a real Chicagoan.

...so today he apologized...

But when they asked Favre for a headshot, things got weird...

Hmmm. I thought she had already had one.

I moved to Boston a couple of years ago and between the plethora of backwards caps and the music in most of the bars I thought a time machine had dropped me off in the 1990s.

Or a laxative.

Straight Outta Plankton

1. I was a cowboy one Halloween when I was about four or five. I peed in my costume and had to walk around on a cold October night with that horrible sensation on my crotch. I wasn't giving up free candy for nothing.

Inspired by the actual authentic Georgia Bulldogs football jersey that Todd Gurley wears on the field (but isn't allowed to sign for money). This Nike Georgia Bulldogs Todd Gurley #3 Red Stitch Jersey is a must-have for a die-hard Georgia Bulldogs and Todd Gurley fan (except the Todd Gurley fan who wants Todd Gurley…

This will happen every night. Byron Scott is going to be unemployed by Christmas.

Shouldn't you be in bed. School tomorrow, junior.

You didn't waste my time. Just a joke about how Noriega looks like a strawberry.

Do they have pictures in your country?