I think the Bulls just came up with a new Derrick Rose contingency plan.

Well, three people got it so I guess I'm still in the plus column...

But the lawsuit against California strawberries drags on...

I dated - at one time - three women, two of them primarily, for about seven or eight years. So I have lies of all kinds of shapes and sizes. It is not nearly as fun and "exciting" as one might think. Eventually I got tired of the lying, hurting someone else with lies and excuses, etc. and let it all blow up. I don't…

It pairs well with the vegan potlock.

With a vinegar chaser.

I would like to marry this article. Wait...is this article male or female? Eh, doesn't matter...say "I do."

There is also an element of race that needs to be discussed.

during an Oct. 17 pep rally.

Well, she was a sub, so...

Obviously not a substitute English teacher.

Weekend at Bernie Wright's

At first I was SURE this article was about this...

OK, I wasn't sure of the numbers allowed on the practice squad. That makes a difference. Thanks.

Yeah, I kinda knew that. But to get cut from the fourth or fifth string, you have to be pretty bad. Was Sam actually that bad (at least at his position)? That's why I wonder about the criteria. I didn't think he could be THAT bad if he was SEC Defensive Player of the Year.

God, I love the ending. He just strolls on out.

Kellogs Bran Flakes.

Grandpa is an ex-pro. No doubt. The way he expected, saw and ducked that punch in the corner, and then came right back and connected? I guess old boxers never die either...

I don't know which is worse: the site itself or him thinking that using his HTML skills was the best way get into her heart.

Not a question specific to Sam, but what gets you cut from the practice squad? Their job is to provide simulate opposition for the main squad, correct? Trying to figure out how the same criteria works for both.