Psht. 11 can't hold 1's jockstrap.

Maybe he does (not really a fan). But Mellencamp...c'mon.

Simplicity is better than redundancy. :)

How the fuck can 11 be 1 and 1 only four? 11 sucks and everyone knows it. It's just a rip-off of 1. It's John Mellencamp to 1's Bruce Springsteen.

I went to my first Red Sox game this season when they played my White Sox. I'd heard a bunch of stories about the fans, but they were actually pretty decent about it. More than decent. Granted, someone told me they save their real venom for Yankees fans, and the White Sox were scraping the bottom so they were no real…

NBA, never. NHL, never. MLB, a few times. NFL...every time I sat in the nosebleeds. WTF?

Oh, well...that...clears it up?

I looked at almost all of those 10 penalties you linked to. Of all the ones I could load (computer is acting wonky), none of those delay of game penalities came after a touchdown, so unless he was "Tebowing" for a loss of yardage or being sacked, I don't think he got penalized for showing his religious fervor. He…

He came along in the right era. Baseball wants to make a point. He'll be there.

I missed Frank Thomas' Hall of Fame induction. I won't miss this one.

He was loved. As a White Sox fan I can say there are very few players in my lifetime on the team who were loved all through their careers up until the day they retired. White Sox fans cheered Frank Thomas when he went into the hall of fame, but there were many points in his career when he pissed us off a lot with his…

All I saw in your statement was "A Man's Ham."

And you know what?... It was just a water fountain. Who gives a fuck if you can't drink there? Look, there's another one right next to it, just for you. It's just a fucking water fountain, there are bigger problems that where to get a sip of water. I bet you're not even thirsty.

there's a part of me, an immature part,

The Blackhawks are named after a particular guy (by way of an Army division) and not an entire group of people. I guess you could argue that the logo is the picture of one guy and not supposed to represent an entire group of people. It would be like the New York Dangerfields and having a logo of Rodney Dangerfield's…

When you can't trust Baseball Douchebag, who can you trust? (insert crying Indian)

Ray Rice's NFL card has a similar chart. Although...

11. Wait an hour after eating before going swimming.

Third from the right.

He's the third from the right. See how easy that was?