LOL. He looks pissed at being so small.

I'll withhold an assessment of this situation until Larry Bird gives the white rebuttal.

That's my point genius, You can sing your fun song any fucking time you want, not just after a win.

Please don't believe that all Cardinals fans that visit your fair city are like this douche.

They get to sing it anytime they want. It's actually a song meant for before the game starts (or at least before it ends):

People who are hungry?

Even a regular hockey jersey and some leggings/tights would be better than the ridiculous outfits they are made to wear. And I love women in ridiculous outfits.

Is there a concession stand?

If I'm not mistaken the Blackhawks' ice cleaners are called the Ice Crew, which is really interesting when you say it quickly.

I'm more important than the guy who picks up your garbage. He provides a service. Me? I'm in your head helping you formulate the next opinion you make. And you don't even realize it.

"Sure, you can have it. But you have to take the Michigan tickets too..."

She has good friends. Her buds will support her.

Standing by, ready to stop the kid from asking the hard questions.

He was ridiculous.

Was about to type something similar. He does a double-take. Dick grab.

Funny you mention that...

Does it have anything to do with the "Nobby Apples" sign at the :15 mark?

Seriously? Why would he or anyone do that? It wouldn't quench the thirst of a gnat.

"I put him at 25 to kind of make a statement," the haircut said on SportsCenter, "prove a point."

I had that at the old Brickskeller in DC. Once.