why? this reads like a joke to me — in no way am i trying to provide a scorching hot take on Deadspin here, but i’ve been reading Simmons since Page 2 and this fully aligns with his (sometimes flat) humor.

also, you really think Jonah Keri did more for Grantland’s reputation than Grantland did for him? that’s a joke…

You still didn’t tell me what time the game starts.

She’s an Eagles fan? Fuck me, like rooting for Philly wasn’t already enough of a soul-destroying experience.

Yeah, it’s like NBC can’t already be picked up for free with a digital antenna.

Mouthing “bang” while looking unimpressed is also how my son was conceived

This GIF is mesmerizing. It is the smoothest, most seamless GIF I have ever seen. There is absolutely no break or jump where the GIF ends and starts over. Masterful job. Did you make this? 2 big thumbs up to you or whoever did!