Arg! Some people are the worst! I love your response about the sun. Sometimes I am so surprised that someone *would actually* say certain things I'm too shocked to respond with something witty.
I have situations like this come up all the time as I waitress in a diner like place. The other day I was serving on a very…

Ugh, that's gross. Wish you would have said "You're not trying to be sleezy, it just comes naturally, right?". There's this man at my job who uses his 1yrold grandson to talk to me. He'll grab the baby and with a stupid baby voice say things like "I like skinny girls, I like pretty girls, I like single girls". It's…

Ugh, indeed. I hate it when shit like this happens. My go-to line, if there aren't little kids present, is, "I'm not here for your fucking amusement."