Yay another launcher! Next stop, Square-Enix Store launcher!

For $95 it’d better be bulletproof, stain impervious, and tell me what time it is.

There stance makes sense if they do it right. I might be a trash PC player and being matched with mediocre console players, as long as kills and wins stay similar it shouldn’t matter.

Persona 5 isn’t even on Switch, yet we still got Joker as DLC. At this point any franchise could end up in Smash.

Excuse me, Blackthorne and Starcraft 64 would like to have a word with you.

Nintendo: “We’ll take Torbjorn”

It’s Taco Tuesday, everybody.

lmao i’m glad someone else shares my contempt for the gold plated hdmi cable scam

*honk*

Obviously smashing up the taxi was the how the goose was supposed to get to the next area of the village.

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I had the first version for about a month before it completely shit the bed. Build quality was terrible, the back paddles were stiffer than my arthritic knees, and I had drift pretty much out of the box. The customization options were nice, but largely superfluous. The much vaunted hair triggers turned out to be a…

Twitch will have to update and go with forced arbitration instead. They have to stay current on how to screw their customers.

“From a practical point of view, which I think is an essential consideration, limiting recovery to $50,000 virtually kills off the odds of a suit against Twitch at all. The agreement doesn’t appear to have an attorney fees clause, and few—if any—lawyers would take on a contingency case against Twitch for some…

Varga admitted in court that he hadn’t actually read the contract before first signing it in 2012, nor did he read it when he signed a re-upped version of it two years later.

I can see how you’d get that impression; the title is a little misleading. But it’s the storefront page ownership that’s not being transferred here.

Ah, so it’s Dark Souls: Prepare to Lose Your Laifu, But Get A Hot Waifu edition?

Seems like a god awful situation. Seems like a no-buy, unless you want to use a totally different account. I only have one so no issues for me now, but the kid may want one for xmas. 

Oh for fucks sake Nintendo,  get with the times. 

Right. If there was real multiplayer I’d never win a race.