I have long standing fantasy where me and Gina Carrano single handedly kill every member of the New England Patriots Conan the Barbarian style and then make nasty dirty love in the middle of the crime scene.

Paul Giamatti!

…everything counts in laaaarge amounts…

So the DCMU has it's Loki. whatever.

"Where food snobbery beats Cultural Relativity every time."

I can attest to this, growing up in a Navy Town with several Filipino friends, that was thing, usually with a Linguica type sausage, not hot dogs.

You made the right choice everything at JBs is good, but that sweet spaghetti sauce is definitely an acquired taste.

Yes, with Natasha Richardson, Faye Dunaway and Robert Duval. It was very good. They have big shoes to fill.

Faye Dunaway was better.

Nope, Saudi Arabia.

Alanna Ubach, the actress that played Franks Paramour for Rent absolutely nailed that part. Her delivery of the line "oooh…that's tighter than Dick Skin!" kills me every time.

Rum Ham was my name on another board (that shall go unmentioned.)

Yup, agreed.

well she did just get her anus bleached.

And confirmation bias.

Well if they reeeeeally wanna piss those dudes off, have Leslie Jones play him.

Who made the pathetic, reduced to grave robbing just to get by version of The Vulture? I liked that one.

Where's Bat-Mite?

Well then, Tina Fey's recently announced gender swapped, all girl bio-pic of Adolph Hitler will really piss them off.

Or more realistically, Greenland.