those funny foreigners with their funny commercials, it's like they gotta different word for *everything*!

The self-medicating with painkillers is the biggest problem in America .

just sayin'

yup, that game broke my heart.

he does cocaine

Seeings how this is Disney and they live to kill off main characters parents, 50 bucks says 'the ocean' is her dead dad or mommy.

"From the same planet that gave birth to the Human Race….."

Wake me when we get a Jezebel satire site.

That particular guy had setup and ran a real life, honest to god Dickens novel inspired orphanage on his property for the express purpose of taking advantage of foster kids for cheap labor, so yes, fuck him, I'm glad he's dead.

cartoon 50s

One of the local papers did a story on those guys that came to Bundy's standoff in support and almost to a man they were all chronically unemployed / milking disability and their wives were the long term bread winners of the family. Because the bible? I guess? And of course, even being poor and unemployed they…

That's actually changing, at least with the younger Military and recently retired. I teach an IS certification course for folks coming out of the military 3-4 times a year and since Dubya I've seen a whole lot of Jaded 20-30 somethings. They are well aware of the class-based military system that exploited them and…

Political spectrum resembles a horseshoe?

You scratch the surface and they are all some form of gov subsidized grifter.

"I grew up in Seattle and went to school in Southern California."

Because as far as AV Club Staff is concerned, this country doesn't really exist past the Rockies.

Buh Bingo.

So, no fast food franchises west of the Rockies huh?

*applies secret hand shake*

That's enough Kevin Smith and Rob Zombie, that's enough.