Richard Attenborough’s annotated script from Jurassic Park is just the script to West World except Crichton crossed out every instance of the word 'Robot' and wrote 'Dinosaur' over it.

If was able to have a conversation with my older self as a 13 year old boy my questions would have been similar:

Username-Post synenergy.

Yeah, that was a definite "Ouch" .

They changed the German Tax Laws, we don't really have Uwe Boll anymore.

*sigh* yup.

or accurate.

this.

try 20.

OK, Johnny and Thundarr were like 20 years apart.

Ben?

Seriously, what gives with millennials? I know 5 of them (most of them children of my own friends) all in their 20s or nearing it…no driver license yet. Parents drive them everywhere.

I believe 'somebody' compared them to the characters from The Purge after they took off their masks.

Still better than the "My Dinner with Andre" Atari game.

ok, that works.

If I owned a business I would have two bathrooms but label them in confusing, indecipherable pictographs. Like a skull on one door and an anchor on the other, if customers asked which is which the only answer would be 'yes'.

Think: Conservative Book Clubs.

I guarantee at least half those tickets were freebies. Asses in seats.

He was inside us all the whole time!

The look for fear and curiosity on his face when he sees the two of them emerge from the woods at the beginning of Ep 2 was equally funny. He realizes that both them are incompetent but the sight of them seemingly working together is possibly horrifying.