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(shatner) SPELL CHEEEEEEECK! (/shatner)

OMG I am so pulling for you guys. Seriously. But 'Bikers for Trump' showing up to 'provide security' and mentioning Cleveland's open-carry laws in their fucking press release or whatever that was….do you have any where else to stay for the weekend? Grab a couble cases of water and go there. Just saying.

"Ghostbusters". Meh. Middling, deserving of neither praise nor total commendation, the production design reminded me of the modern Mathew Lilard Scooby Doo remakes, too bright, too much neon. Sorry, Leslie Jones' character was flat out embarrassing. In another thread I defended it, based on the trailers, comparing

Bingo, he's the Hal Needham of assembled cast movies.

yeah, that article was weak sauce and clearly click bait. If the original Ghostbusters was so bad why the fuck remake it? Obviously there was something endearing about? It couldn't be just the huge box office, because that would mean this whole thing was just giant cash grab? And…..

You're culturally appropriating boobs!

Wait until the Big Trouble in Little China remake with The Rock gets started. Same amount of complainers, one tenth the media coverage.

It was torrential downpour of media coverage.

so I've been told.

Imagine yourself as a 60 pounds soaking wet, gangly, bespectacled 13 year old boy who spent their summer at computer camp instead of growing a bad teenage mustache and learning to incompetently finger bang girls behind the local 7-11. All the rock gods you see are shirtless Lindsey Buckingham/Robert Plant/Will

Hence my irrational hate of Rush.

Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd!

So fantasy and self entitlement?

Doesn't work, you can't ever get them in sync. That and they can't play anything over 20 seconds.

It's a Trans-Dragon and it has over 1200 Twitter followers! You shitlord

Now that is Peak Geek.

Oh I have, I just enjoyed it on a much deeper level than you did. Actually, I'm currently listening to a Namibian Foo Fighters cover band, you've probably never heard of them, they're not on Spotify yet.

To be fair, Foo Fighters don't have ironic 19th century beards or play banjos, bouzoukis or ukuleles, so you can see their hesitation to even cover the story.

The Onion's review of Planet of the Apes pretty sums up my feelings: