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Ha!

yeah, you'd think having one of the most punchable faces in Hollywood would help you play a villain, but no.

For me Stern lost his mojo right after his divorce and he started fucking supermodels (and eventually marrying one). Which I begrudge no one just out of a divorce, but it effectively killed his "every-man schlep like you" schtick that was the main pillar of his appeal (for me).

Well, it wasn't a woman he beat, so, yeah he did his time so *hugs, all is forgiven*

Jack Reacher: Dammit I lost my Home Depot Receipt for these painters stilts!

Exactly, in the books Jack Reacher is a hulking 6'5" murder machine in the classic 70s flick mold (think Brock Sampson without the mullet).

I was watching my kid play Lego Dimensions and suddenly he appeared in it. Playing himself (apparently) it was a bit part but it was him. Complete WTF.

That's not how you spell The Incredibles.

Rob Zombie only exists now to foist his wife's film career on us. (See also: Kevin Smith and his daughter)

Ok, so we all finally agree that *gender/race/orientation* swapping is the laziest form of remaking something (given that 'remaking' is itself already a lazy thing)?

Gawker set a dangerous precedent for Journalism.

That's not funny, my Dad was jewished once.

I chalk that up to old farts in Hollywood who still think animation = kid show.

and then the series of "shame on you, the MRA's won" pieces if/when the movie bombs.

Buh BINGO!

The backlash is not intense, the coverage of it is.

Yes, just briefly perusing the comments over in the Suicide Squad story bears that out…oh wait.

I think you mean Gyno-Copter! Huh? HUH? Get it?

See! The private sector can take care of anything! *Immediately votes to defund all public community centers*