I always had the theory that Jillian finishes each act of physical activity by shouting into the sky "HAPPY NOW DAD!!!!"

Yeah whatevs….GIS.

A middle aged lesbian taught me everything I know about building furniture. I was her weed dealer at the time, does that matter?

Ugh. That is all.

Identical male twins have a very high occurrence of "ones gay, the other is straight", I forget the name for it.

he was the only good part of Ghostbusters II

When asked for a comment on the study by BuzzFeed

Well, it's a bad thing, so it's because of white dudes. Where have you been for the last 4 years?

this, whatever 'madness' took her father will take her eventually as well.

I love his half sigh when looking at her, just perfect.

oh god I hope not.

Yeah, I could have had a *little* more warning before uncircumcised cock filled my 50 inch HD TV

she's using her agency to stand up to the patriarchy!

The shit I took this morning couldn't help but be better than Matrix Revolutions.

I think that's him as the Enterprises left nacelle.

this is gonna be one of those defining moments on the interwebs that separates the glass half full folks from the glass half empty folks.

it was batman?

They are shifting away from movies at this years SDCC, most studios are avoiding it all together, so I think that might make it more like it's 90s incarnation before it went batshait crazy as a multi-media extravaganza.

terrible things.

If for some reason you are reeeeally emotionally invested in the Ironman Arch Villain called "The Mandarin" having to be an over the top 30s style Fu-Manchu meets Ming the Merciless 'Oriental' trope then yeah, you're going to be upset. If however you could give fuck all about the character and just want to be…