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Bag of Hammers
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you know how I know you haven't read ALL the comments?

Yup, welcome to the clickbait trap.

This is not an issue adults have.

And this has nothing to do with the WOW movie coming out right? Nope, no glaring cross promotion with this story noooooope.

Cardenas

AVClub is so 2007.

Because America has no poor, only "temporarily embarrassed Millionaires" that are just one lotto ticket away from being just like her!!!

We saw you give head, I think we're pretty much good here.

I have long been under the opinion that Clerks was just a fluke and everything Smith made after that just proves he is a terrible film maker.

Bermuda Triangle (in the sea blue vinyl) was one of my first LP purchases.

Ahem:

all perfectly cromulent points. But he could also being laying the groundwork for excuses if the picture fails. "It would have made billions if it wasn't for those meddling MRAs!"

A game no one wins I suppose.

well repeatedly calling 'them' out in the media is sure going to make them go away. Orrrrr maybe he's just drumming up publicity for what appears to be not a good film.

potential ticket buyers?

1) Call your fan base assholes
2) ???
3) Profit

at first, yes, because the internet is shitty that way. Look at the comment the 3rd ST movie has gotten, just as shitty.

I've said it before, she's the only thing that works in that trailer.

Certainly starting to smell like that.

Imagine if it was an Adam Sandler movie? You'd have rioting in the streets.