There is no middle ground on the internet.

Has anyone seen the Progressive insurance commercial that spoofs the Chevy ads? Pretty clever IMO.

Ford calls it a “takedown artist.”

So I probably shouldn’t have watched that video at work without headphones, got a ton of dirty looks from my coworkers. Not because of the sound, but because I was masturbating.

All I see are a whole bunch of these:

Just make sure not to look in your rear-view mirror at night without welding goggles.

We replaced the bottom of this steel bass boat with a Parshe Mackan and it floats fine!

“I drive barefoot or with socks”

I hear they use lasers for measurement.  LASERS!

“Representing your sponsor well is #1 on that list”

Yes, this is getting a bit out of hand. Gunn getting shit canned was questionable at best, losing a sponsor for a 35 year old quote you didn't make is absurd. Shame on Eli Lilly.

Yeah, that’s some total shit. If anything, the sponsors should get even worse attention for ditching him over slight association with a no-no from a completely different person’s past.

So how far should it go? Should Daly’s kids not be able to get jobs? Should his grandkids get smacked at any opportunity? I don’t think you’d agree with being punished because your parents said something stupid before you were born.

God, I really want to like it and I hope it’ll be good. But by this point they’ve milked it before it’s even lactated. Just show us the damn car!

Well the first quote was about the original bike. A modern version of that concept, an H-D styled bike to get kids into the brand, would be a pretty decent idea at a reasonable price point. I know there was a point where I badly wanted a Sting Ray.

“It’s the first of 10 hand-built bicycles the Harley-Davidson Museum will offer for sale this summer for approximately $4,200 each.” 

I do know people who have spent upwards of $5,000 on a bicycle. It’s not at all like that bicycle.

That price is nuts. Just like the prices for their motorcycles. You could buy roughly 210 decent Schwinn cruisers for that coin. Oh and John Deere can suck it. The way they are screwing the farming community over with their new farm equipment is fucked up. Farmers like to fix their own equipment. I know cars have…

4300 dollars can get you a fucking CAR bro