WTF did I watch?

No it was a blue shell you can see it in the last frame.

I’ve been on Jalopnik for a while now, so I know that this is a clear case of the tire pressure being off by less than a PSI.

What the video doesn’t show is Bowser had just passed by and dropped that.

So we meet again, my old nemesis.

True story, I had comcast installed Friday and since then (it’s barely Thursday)...4 service calls, 2 tech visits and they have the wrong address on the account (which I was told by every employee it was fixed, only to find out from the next employee...no...no it wasn’t). YAY comcast!

United is the Comcast of airlines.

Toto, I’m afraid we’re not in Kansas anymore...

I have a viseral reaction to when a human intercedes on behalf of nature. Nature does not need our help to do what it must. I have no problem if a dog gets eaten by another animal in nature - if you’re the owner of a dog and you can’t be bothered to make sure your pet is safe - that death is on you. There are leashes…

If you save a chipmunk from drowning, no one will care.

When i read “heres my 2017" i was really hoping to see Texas plates and a busted tail light.

Wider shot:

This is one of the best guesses I’ve seen so far. Need a better look at the pattern on the clear part of the lens, though.

Toyota Tacoma.

hey everyone my car’s hood was wantonly damaged in an unknown and tragic incident. Here is a pic, I want to know who this stone/bullet/small human was and why they hit my car. please conduct a detailed forensic analysis.

Why is everyone mentioning need for speed when this video is clearly inspired by gran turismo 1?

You should read up on Ben and Jerry (the people). They pull stunts like this all the time for different protests, and at this point I would be very surprised if we (the people of Burlington) approve the sound ordinance modification. My girlfriend and I have been getting mail for weeks about this, and Burlington loves…

Kinja killed my other response.

I have lived next to an airport, and I was sitting with my family inside a restaurant right next to where they pulled this shit on Saturday, and at that distance, both my wife and I thought it sounded pretty damn realistic.