WTF did I watch?

No it was a blue shell you can see it in the last frame.

I’ve been on Jalopnik for a while now, so I know that this is a clear case of the tire pressure being off by less than a PSI.

What the video doesn’t show is Bowser had just passed by and dropped that.

So we meet again, my old nemesis.

When i read “heres my 2017" i was really hoping to see Texas plates and a busted tail light.

Wider shot:

This is one of the best guesses I’ve seen so far. Need a better look at the pattern on the clear part of the lens, though.

Toyota Tacoma.

hey everyone my car’s hood was wantonly damaged in an unknown and tragic incident. Here is a pic, I want to know who this stone/bullet/small human was and why they hit my car. please conduct a detailed forensic analysis.

Why is everyone mentioning need for speed when this video is clearly inspired by gran turismo 1?

You should read up on Ben and Jerry (the people). They pull stunts like this all the time for different protests, and at this point I would be very surprised if we (the people of Burlington) approve the sound ordinance modification. My girlfriend and I have been getting mail for weeks about this, and Burlington loves…

I realize not everyone is like this, and if you aren’t, don’t move in by an airport!

Kinja killed my other response.

Holy hell thats quite a lot louder. I made a comment way about that the Vermont ANG flies F-16s out of BTV already so what’s the big deal? Apparently 20+db is the big deal. Thats pretty significant!

Some quick research showed that the F-35 is much louder than the F-16.

I have lived next to an airport, and I was sitting with my family inside a restaurant right next to where they pulled this shit on Saturday, and at that distance, both my wife and I thought it sounded pretty damn realistic.

FIFY:

You’d think that with that kind of volume someone could make some money loading them on a freighter and hauling them over to the US for auction.