Recline away. That bump you feel in the middle of your back? That’s my knees. No, I don’t plan on moving them. Enjoy.

My husband and I flew Spirit recently, he for the first time. I was prepping him for the flight to be terrible (because, Spirit), but when we landed he told me it was the best flight of his life SPECIFICALLY because no one was able to lean their seats back.

...and never recline my seat.

I’m already representing his penis in its future lawsuit against him for negligence.

Fuck this Loeb guy all to hell. I usually hate the term “gold-digger,” but he is a woman-hating, misogynist, bullying gold-digger. You know ultimately he is doing this for money, but it’s also to get his rocks off - she left him, but he’s never going to allow her to expunge him from her life. He wants to be a looming…

If Nick Loeb ended up suffering a tragic penis-destroying accident, I think that would be cosmic justice.

Right.

It’s trashy to post your own tweets, but this was only one of two thoughts I shared while watching:

I loved Jess and wanted to see more of him. I also appreciated that Jess changing was set up waaaay back in the final season of GG when he got his shit together, wrote his book, and launched his book press - it was actual character development that made sense for him.

YES and I cannot for the life of me figure out why ANYONE would ever want/choose Dean with his simple ass and his trashy-looking mug. That dude is not and has never been good-looking and I just DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE OBSESSION. Yeah, come at me Supernatural fans. Actually don’t, fuck off, y’all can have his ass.

I was taking a break and happened upon this post and my first thought was “GODDAMNIT AIMEE LUTKIN! THIS IS MY BEAT!”

YES. I fast-forwarded. And as I fast-forwarded, I reflected on the fact that even in the oft-maligned last season, I never actually skipped any scenes. It was that bad.

The shots of them walking past the storefronts...my god...it was then when I wondered what the fuck am I doing with my life?

That whole Life and Death Brigade outing was cringeworthy and twee AF. It was cute when they were in college, but these are thirtysomethings.

ASP REALLY NEEDS A NETWORK TO REIGN HER IN. SHE GREATLY NEEDED SOMEONE TO SAY ‘NO AMY, YOU CANT DO A 30 MINUTE MUSICAL IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR SERIES’

I cannot stand Rory and Lorelai. I wish they’d made them side characters in the reboot. I want the show to be all about Emily.

Hot take: Rory is a host, Logan is a guest, and Star’s Hollow is Delos’ much much darker theme park geared towards the sickest of customers.

Whether or not I agree with Conway that this is sexist, I can certainly agree with Ellie that the last thing we need is a diverse panel of white guys in boy ties discussing sexism.

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