I am rewatching for the nine hundredth time (give or take a bajillion). I swear the scene where Pam finds out she is pregnant just brings me to tears every single time. (I always swear I am not watching it and then the wind cries Angela and the next thing I know I am at Season 1, Episode 1 all over again.)

When I was decorating my 22 room apartment, I realized pretty quickly that thematically, you can only hang so many paintings by Dutch masters before you really want to try to mix it up. I mean, really, you can’t hang more than one or two van Gogh’s, tops, and once the second sitting room has a Degas, and you’ve placed…

I mean she has her art history degree from St. Andrews, which is a pretty great university, so I’m assuming her thought process is a bit more complex than “is it pretty.”

...No. If Philip Roth was allowed to write the same fucking story over and over, about boring, ruthless men on navel-gazing quests for sexual fulfillment — and win prizes for it — and be called one of the greatest writers of his generation — I think we as a culture can afford Beyoncé space to take what is personal to h…

So because she has an album showing the journey of going through some very human and natural reactions to trust being broken in a marriage, it is drama? You think referring to a woman using her music as catharthis, and being honest about how she felt as “drama” isn’t ingrained misogyny? She put him on blast with many…

Perinatal hospice care:

If people enjoy working out during and after pregnancy, good for them.

That made me angry. There have been lots of typos and things lately on Jez, but that fucking sentence I just cannot puzzle out.

Yeah that was cray. I’m hard on myself about my writing and don’t go public often - and I’d love to write for jez - and then I read something like *this.* This sentence was reaching so impossibly hard for a certain strain of jez humor that its coherence fell apart. And this person thought that fit to publish, causing…

I think two different ways to phrase that got in a fight, and the third attempt declared it a tie and allowed them both to stay in the ring.

Old MacDonald had a can of whoop-ass

If you still miss the time when Deadspin took over Jezebel for April Fools’ Day

Drew Magary-penned Dirt Bag, plz.

I think the Deadspin team is overall pretty solid, wish they covered more women’s sports. Now the comments section on Deadspin sometimes (too often?) devolves into some pretty nasty sexism, and I wish that I didn’t have to dismiss as much as I do.

Ooooo does this mean Burneko will do a special cooking blog for us today? I miss those.

The conversation, as it stands right now, is that CHILDREN ARE FUCKING DYING OF EASILY PREVENTABLE DISEASES AND VACCINES DO NOT CAUSE AUTISM YOU FUCKING IGNORANT FLAMING COCKGERBIL

Yeah, I love how people keep saying “we need to have the discussion” as if to imply there’s been silence and suppression of ideas up to this point. No! The discussion has been had. It was determined to be total bullshit. Move on!

YES. Discussion is good, but there is only so much that can be discussed about something that isn’t true before the only answer is “yup, still not true.” If this were a film about the anti-vax movement, that would be actually interesting! And could even show the side of the anti-vaxxers! They would still be WRONG, it…

They’re also screening Reefer Madness to open up the conversation about legalizing weed.

In that case, here are some other conversations that we should have: