I just want to commend you for your commitment to journalism before I read this.

Exactly. And I still haven't forgiven them for moving the awards for lifetime achievement/Herscholt Humanitarian, etc., to the non-televised "Governors Awards" ceremony. These recipients are living fucking legends (Hollywood-wise) and they've been booted off the telecast so the host has more time to have a pizza…

I never get the people who complain about the Oscars being too long. If I had something important to be doing I wouldn’t be watching the Oscars in the first place.

You know I’m torn on this! As a woman and person of color it’s great for ME. I mean how nice will it be to just be handed a high paying writers gig without doing any work at all or having any talent, you know? I could call up a few late night shows and have a job tomorrow, no resume or writing samples required!

She *obviously* needs Matt Damon to explain a few things to her.


/s

NH holds a “lesser known candidates” debate every presidential cycle, because anyone who wants to part with $1000 can be on the NH presidential ballot. Vermin was not allowed to participate this year because in 2011, he glitter bombed Randall Terry - the forced incubation terrorist.

*Hugs for Stassa* We’ll miss you <3

I like his platform.

Still a better candidate than Trump.

MY FAINTING COUCH, JEEVES, I NEED IT NOW.

“How dare she force me to look at breasts that are older than 25"

she’s retweeting people who are tweeting her pics of their cleavage go see it

Susan Sarandon is a queen and Piers Morgan needs to grovel at her feet like the peasant he is. That tbt tweet, my God, she's amazing.

Maybe Piers Morgan should stop showing his ass all the time.

Take that stick out of your ass Piers. Please and thank you.

Of course you should, if you have a solid business model and contingency plans. The key is to not treat your employees like shit while claiming girl power and camaraderie. An employee that feels respected and valued will work harder and be more loyal. Remember that and you won’t end up like Sophia Amoruso and Sheree…

I think it's pretty clear Khloe isn't Robert Kardashians daughter. I do feel bad for her though because it seems like she took his death the hardest of the girls & I could imagine finding out she isn't his kid would destroy her.

This is a diet I could stick to.

Could this be a Rob K blind item? It would certainly be a game changer...