I’d want a T-shirt that said “I was pregnant and all I got was this baby"

I don’t care what KK does one way or the other, but wouldn’t it be a brilliant PR move for her to get Kanye to donate 1 million dollars to mothers living below the poverty line who get no paid maternity leave as a “push present”?

I’m 24 and was a nanny for four years, hoping to never have to go back to that. The first family wouldn’t pay me full amounts or cut my hours at their convenience when I was expecting more. The second one was a Paleo Park Slope nightmare. I could see why women who are older and probably have kids of their own to take…

Losing Millihelen is the Deepest Cut of all.

I STILL GET TO HANG OUT WITH JANE AND JANE GETS TO ABSORB MY ADORATION SO TRULY THERE ARE NO LOSERS.

This news is trash. This blog is not.

I carry pepper spray that has ink in it that is visible under a UV light for up to 72 hours, even if the person tries to wash the shit off. I also carry this tool that can easily shatter a femur or take out an eye with enough pressure. I haven’t had to use them and hopefully never will, but it’s nice to have a little…

Greatest and most depressing stocking stuffer.

I am going to miss you and your writing so much, Mark.

You give the Duggars way too much credit. They’ll say she deserved it. I’m pretty sure there is no rape in ATI. (that is to say, there is a LOT of rape in ATI, but they call it wifely submission)

The sad thing is (not for him, for his victim) is that growing up in the sexually repressed (although when you have 18 siblings sexual repression doesn’t sound like the right term...) household that he did, it’s no wonder he molested his sisters and is sexually violent towards women. I won’t be surprised if eventually…

THE POWER OF CHRIST CUM-PELLS YOU!!! THE POWER OF CHRIST CUM-PELLS YOU!!!

“Also, please remember that transgendered women are the *real* rapists who want nothing more than attack your daughters in bathrooms. Please vote to disenfranchise them every chance you get. We’re only doing the Lord’s work.”

Thanks a lot. Now I have that song stuck in my head and have to claw out my eyeballs.

It’s a good article. Though I understand why Phelps is the biggest household name of professional swimmers, I wish there was more buzz around Katie Ledecky. She’s shaping up to be the most dominant distance swimmer ever, and she’s only 18.

“It’s a woman’s job to submit. He did nothing wrong.”

I confess to an unhealthy crush on Phelps that only waned when he was arrested for the DUI. The most recent SI article was a pretty interesting read.

“Like many young men, he got a little too curious about sexual assault. Please pray for our family as we continue to trust in God’s plan.”

Duggar scandals are like the “Song That Never Ends,” except way more sad. They just go on and on, my friends.

Agree. It's a travesty that GM hasn't EVEN FUCKING MENTIONED these sites being axed on a main page site.