I'm from Boston. We say every word ending in "-er" with an "ah" sound. Don't ever, ever try to bullshit me that "nigger" and "nigga" are different words. They fucking aren't, and that's a lame fucking statement.

I read a Facebook conversation regarding this issue where a woman said she LIKES getting catcalls, and said every woman who complains about it just needs to "be confident" and enjoy the attention. Oh, and that old Internet standby, "stop whining". Because, as we all know, any legitimate complaint can be summarily…

That's great. He's still killed US citizens with drones, is responsible for the government spying on everything we do, and wanted to get the US involved in another war.

Making someone work for no pay is slavery. If you refuse to tip, you are making the waiter your slave.

Yeah, they pay the waiters the difference - and then they fucking fire them!

Actually, I think it was Reservoir Dogs that bred this sense of entitlement among non-tippers. Everybody is a fucking wannabe Mr. Pink.

Thank you for this amazing post. It's sad how some people still don't get it.

Well, too fucking bad. They happen to be right, whether anyone likes it or not.

So, guys who work for the sewer, display behavior worthy of the sewer. Heh.

Before we can have any meaningful discourse on "millennials", I'd like to hear a concrete definition from someone of what age range, exactly, constitutes one.

ACTUALLY, dictionaries can and do often include notes next to definitions of words to the extent that that particular definition or word is offensive. Responsible dictionaries have done this with words such as "nigger". Not putting any such notation implies that it's an acceptable usage. It's normalizing and…

Yay, fraternities are learning to dress better.

I have a theory that all the cultural weirdness in Japan is a testament to what happens when you nuke a country. The people that survive, and their descendents, just...come back all weird.

No, I want them to pay their share to society, which they're obviously not doing if they can afford to blow so much money on useless shit like this.

If you're so rich that you can afford to waste $500 on a goddamn milkshake like it was nothing at all, you aren't paying enough taxes.

I have to say this, and I'm not trying to be an asshole: I understand and totally believe in safe sex. Really, I do. THAT BEING SAID...As a guy, condoms take away a lot of the pleasure. I have literally had trouble orgasming while using a condom, and not for lack of trying. I had a few embarrassing sexual encounters…

...but it's only "edgy" and "hip" and "dangerous" in the first place, because society makes a big deal out of it (both weed AND sex), when it shouldn't.

You just HAVE to have the last word, don't you?

It's been said on here before, and I agree: It would be REALLY subversive and transgressive if Miley were to show some pubic hair. She's here to shock and shatter cultural expectations...but first she's got to make sure she's got the mandatory dudebro-approved Barbie-doll pussy.

It seems to me that she's on a mission to troll society's prudes, and you know what? I'm fine with that. They deserve to be trolled.