I usually respond to those people with "You're not the one who gets to be the judge of whether you turned out OK".

Great! I'd love to do this, simply to piss off the country's black-fearing racists even more. If it makes the Limbaughs and O'Reillys of the US more uncomfortable, I'm all for it.

If you sweat or stutter when you lie face-to-face, you're a shitty liar.

I don't try to be a "hater" - I just hate stuff that sucks. And there is a lot of stuff that sucks. It's not my fault. I didn't make it.

I seem to find a positive correlation on the road between owning an expensive car (BMW, Mercedez-Benz, Audi) and driving like a dick (weaving between lanes, running red lights, cutting people off etc.)

If there was ever any doubt that right-wingers actually do just want the poor to starve to death, this should remove any doubt.