He will be as quick to condemn White Supremacists as he is to condemn Putin.

I’m sure it’s written off as a marketing cost; in their business it’s all about generating buzz.

My super is responsible for bringing out trash to the curb, including any large, clearly marked, sex saddle boxes.

His jokes suck, but this line...

I just watched a portion of their Daft Punk medley. I’m so upset right now I just want someone to hold me while I work through this full-body cringe.

It got hella overplayed, first off. I didn’t mind it when I first heard it, I appreciated Buckley’s work.

I appreciate their talent and how they’ve succeeded.

Hotter Take: the song “Hallelujah” is a hot garbage pile of emotional manipulation and the worst kind of pop music Christian pandering this side of Creed.

The word is ‘fremdscham’, and they make me feel it, I fucking cringe to death.

You cannot pay me any sum to press play on that video.

Megan, thank you for standing up against big a cappella. The snark gave me life on this bleary hangover morning, even if I feel you might have pulled some punches.

Finally someone’s saying what we’ve all been thinking- Pentatonix is garbage and they ruin songs. I can’t tell you how many people have tried to sway me into loving them but I can’t on accounr of them being bad.

That’s because the Royal’s power is derived from the divine right of Kings. It is predetermined by God. Doesn’t anyone read history?

Whit Merrifield, a 28-year-old second baseman who has yet to play a full MLB season. Despite that lack of experience, he’s been one of the team’s top all-around hitters.

He doesn’t want to say no. He wants his kid to have fun playing a video game. And he wants that more than he wants a bunch of cool video game swords.

— Reusable headline for the 2017-18 season

That’s nothing, he lost several relatives to that punk-ass Sun (Myung Moon’s unification cult)

Which Morris is this? The surly one or the other one?

God forbid Rumi has a weight issue later in life, the mean jokes write themselves.