It’s a coaching internship that expires at the end of the preseason. So while she won’t be fired, she won’t have an NFL gig come September, either. It’s unlikely she’d come into a full-time position of any sort until the season concludes and teams have openings. It will be interesting to see what happens then, though.

AHAHAHAHA, that is the truth. She’ll at least have to sit through 8,000,000 Rooney Rule interviews.

You’re right! And somehow this makes it even funnier to me.

NAILED IT

It’s the Arizona Cardinals , she’s still not a coach on a football team.

To be fair, does sound like the 500 calories wouldn’t, you know, necessarily stay in your stomach long enough to do owt to your waistline.

Temperature is just one more thing that the patriarchy controls. This is not about conditioning the air; it’s about conditioning the oppressed classes to accept the cheapest, most convenient, and easiest air that the ruling classes can provide. It is a result of capitalism: An effort to monetize the human condition…

nothing, exes are exes, if something still hunts you or your partner, you didn’t move on

We had a sheltie who turned super aggressive almost overnight and bit our son twice. We found a local sheltie rescue to take him and he has a new forever home and is happy as a clam.

I’m with you on the ‘furbaby’ thing. The word is actually revolting. Like ‘moist’. So cloying. I have a dog. A dog a lot like Cheddar and it’s hell some days, but it’s not parenting.

you took your sweet time i was expecting the review 25 years ago now i don’t know where i’m gonna find that game

What is it with dancing parents? Am I going to become a terrible dancer when I have kids, too?

I often feel like the only person that 1) doesn’t categorically dismiss fruit beers, yet also 2) doesn’t like Hell or High Watermelon.

We don’t have babies or periods, were happy to deal with inconvenience if we skip that...also peeing standing up is great

By the way, literally anytime you see a teenage boy with a shirt/sweater/jacket tied around his waist, you are looking at a teenage boy with a boner.

The Original and still classic.

You work at a place that gives bonus checks? Worth the regular boners.

Where else are they supposed to put their donuts?

Someone should tell that dude about microsoft paint.

Am I the only one who finds all OTT marriage proposals fully disingenuous? Like, if you're so unsure that I'm going to say yes that you need to convince me with a huge production? Grosses me out. Or alternatively, so convinced that I'm going to say yes that you don't even consider how uncomfortable it might make me if…