They both left office with about the same level of bowel control.

A fellow Hoo! Greetings!

He just wouldn't want the media distractions

That's a black man in the US saying that Sam shouldn't have a chance because it wouldn't be smooth.

dropping a full beer on a Cardinal fan's head sounds like $9 well spent no matter what way you spin it.

Man, their fundamentals have just gone to hell since LaRussa retired.

BFIB

Everyone should do what Latinos do, keep both the parents' last names. I essentially have four names (first one + middle + paternal last name + maiden last name) and it sounds so badass when you say the whole thing out loud.

"A Philadelphia barista and water sports enthusiast..."

Philadelphia pools are such dicks, man. Remember when they told Mac, Charlie, Dee, and Dennis they were at capacity, and they all had to go swimming at the gross public pool that was covered in broken glass? RUDE.

If it isn't see-through when it gets wet, really what's the practical difference between a bra and panties and a bikini?

No, he literally invented it and its definition. That is factually indisputable.

anyone know if it can be contracted via fist bump asking for a friend

Fun interview with the cashier: http://www.addictinginfo.org/2014/07/14/oba…

The best quote: "If Rick Perry would've walked in, I would have lost my job. I would've taken that old queen to town."

Except, given the turn the story took, it should have said "actively avoid fuckers from the internet."

well, you could still choose getting shot. ;p

Well to be fair she was white so she gets every single benefit of the doubt in these scenarios. Black women that get mouthy are taken down hard and they'd probably pepper spray that kid and take her baby on the spot. Considering its a country music concert the crowd would probably help them.

And get this: according to another article I read, the mom's FB page indicates she's an anti-vaxxer. So this nitwit brought her infant to a concert packed with people with zero regard for its hearing AND no qualms whatsoever about spreading or catching various pathogens amidst a tightly packed crowd of hot sweaty…

I feel so sorry for the cops there. They're clearly losing patience with her bullshit and that one guy is being completely nice and reasonable while she rants and films her crying child instead of comforting her. This kind of thing is why I hate the stupid "fuck the police" attitude most of the internet seems to have.…