I giddily look forward to the day that Dancing With the Stars declines his agent’s offer to appear as a contestant. I will make a big fucking unfrosted white cake, push two little chocolate chips into the spongey top, and pretend I am eating his stupid head.

Orioles fan here.  Can we get a rooting guide for fools?

I disagree. The Red Sox started playing weird defence against a pitcher by not playing to win. That’s some bullshit, fuck those guys. Ump isn’t a hero, but I’m not mad at him.

Sometimes you just get that itch to be an Masshole...

Member the time Brett Favre gave Michael Strahan the sack record? That's was alright. 

There are numerous examples of this kind of round-number-chasing in meaningless September/October games; leave it to the Red Sox to shit away a full season THEN get their sanctimonious panties in a bunch when the opposition reminds them they are playing in meaningless games.

It’s part and parcel of Trump’s standard strategy.

I don’t know man. They’re probably getting my Braves, so I fully expect us to have our customary 3-1 NLDS loss. 

Your team wins so you cook breakfast for everyone else. You really showed them.

An inexperienced coach needs a reliable brain trust around him.

It’s not either-or. We can want him to be held accountable to his victims while at the same time hoping he gets help for his own issues.

Good riddance, but if he wants to take Kraft and Roethlisberger with him, I wouldn’t object.

It’s a King of the Hill reference.

This was a great and interesting comment.

We’ve all been there