As Nigel Tufnel will tell you, they can’t prove whose vomit it was since there’s no way to dust for it.

“That’s not like him...” they say.

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I get the parent’s grief. But blaming some locker room attendant for running out to score him some drugs and not Skagg’s himself is some next level denial. His death is indeed tragic and I wish he got some help, but it was his decision to make this fatal mistake. Jamming up some underling is bullshit.

this pun remains the high water mark for the whole thread, I think.

my wife doesn’t cry, she gets angry. When Pacquiao got robbed against Bradley she was on the ranting about it on phone with her relatives back in the Philippines all night.

Hopefully Saints fans will find a safe way to drown their sorrows.

Also, if someone made my ancestors stop drinking in the street, I would damn well bitch about it too.  

Oh, now genocide is bad?!? Loogit the SJW we got on our hands fella!

Saints fans will continue flood the NFL offices with their grievances 

I’m sure there will be bounties of them.

Anxiously awaiting the flood of puns that are sure to follow.

my beloved wife was crying her eyes out in the bedroom because she’s a Colts fan

Wow these fans are ready to levee war on NFL officials.

Just a sickening feeling

100% this. I have a 3 year old daughter and i’ve thought about what i’d do if her OR my wife died...I would feel like one of them would need me. But if they both died? There would be absolutely no reason to go on and there’s nothing anyone could say or do to convince me otherwise.

I honestly don’t know if I would be able to continue on if I lost my wife and little girl and the thought of ever experiencing an ounce of what he’s going through is turning my stomach.  Just an absolute tragedy

I had a vodka-soda in the can once.  Gets you buzzed fast, but it makes a mess. 

For the NFL, at least, this maneuver should be called “putting on the lobster bib.”

So you’re saying that we may no longer get the hard hitting, insightful, critical hard journalism that Adam Fucking Schefter has always been famous for?