Mar-a-lago isn’t far away...

This popped up in my Twitter feed last night (I think because of Sarah Silverman) and there were definitely people offering their legal services for free already. The fact that the takedown process can be so easily derailed by people abusing an already shitty system is just another item on the rather large list of why…

Good grief.  Really nice defensive effort on D there Kris Dunn.  You ALWAYS hear coaches stressing this, from CYO, up through HS and college, right to the Pros:  KEEP YOUR HANDS DOWN!!!  It can be very unsettling to the shooter.  At times.  Textbook execution here by Dunn.  Top marks.  

Yeah and the mainstream media would like you to forget that.

This is the only time in my life that I could say that Russell-fucking-Westbrook would show more restraint than I in a given situation.

Hey now. I’ll not have you denigrate the best phone ever made.

Fuck me, this is the first comment to make me actually laugh out loud in a while. 

Exactly why your mom should not have brought you to work.

Can’t in any fault the way Russell Westbrook handled this, bravo to him. That said, there really should be a rule that any intentional contact with a player by a fan is an immediate ejection from the stadium and ban.

The dad literally grabs the kid by the back of his shirt and tugs him down.

Westbrook is exactly right, and did exactly the right thing. Period.

The level of entitlement shown by a 10 year old (or whatever) kid who has courtside seats to an NBA game and also feeling like he can take a jab at a player who comes near him is fucking terrifying and pretty representative of this country as a whole. 

I got kicked out of a strip club for the same behavior when I was that kid’s age. 

Fun fact: “The Touching is, To Me, Off Limits,” was the original title of MC Hammer’s 1990 breakthrough single. 

The White house staff is so short due to the Chuck and Nancy shutdown that they only have two guys to light the candles! What’s a Billionaire Very Stable Genius to do?

Seriously, does this look any more ridiculous?

Burger King is a Canadian based company (they merged with Tim Hortons a few years ago and did some legal wiggling so they can avoid paying US taxes.) Shameful. You’d think Trump would know that and could find a Russian company to do the catering.

Philadelphia is a huge sports town.

And prior to this, they were part of the Arians Nation.

They’ve already gotten a bump in season ticket sales from the Arpaio family alone.