The carpet should match the coach:

They never should have covered him with a government-issued blanket.

Nurse: Oh my God! Come look at this Red skin!

Why would the school do that? Because Ohio State ain’t come here to play school.

Watch me parlay this into a 20% raise for ya boy!

I heard it first from his brother, Oscar, but I just figured the guy was full of baloney.

Yeah, maybe something truly horrid is coming down the pipe, like maybe he covered up for a serial domestic abuser for ten solid years.

Also known as “running a Pete Carroll”

A congenital cyst of the brain sounds serious, I’m amazed he could coach successfully as long as he did. Although Jim Harbaugh is going strong, too, and he’s had an inflamed asshole for years now.

You resign from your “dream” job when you think the Board “betrayed” you by suspending you 3 games

Reins, not reigns! This will help you all remember: rein=horses, reign=ruler, uncomfortable Venn diagram intersection=Catherine the Great.

It helps to remember that Troy Aikman has been operating without a brain since 1994. The video evidence:

I agree on all counts Hiemoth. I just hope you didn’t confuse Gregicon’s comment for Vikings homerism. He says right there, paragraph 4, clear as day, “This isn’t Vikings homerism either”.

At long last sir, have you no stars?

Yeah, but Marvin Lewis doesn’t have an Aaron Rodgers. He’s got Ginger Rodgers.

“McCarthy ends his tenure as head coach with a record of 125-77-2, nine playoff appearances in thirteen seasons and a Super Bowl win in 2011.”

I am 51. I would argue he doesn’t look younger than me.

But if you still act that way, I think it becomes valid.

You should see what his face will look like when he finally opens up the Ark of the Covenent, oh man...

I can’t believe that guy is a year YOUNGER than me. He looks like he’s in his mid 40's. I guess that’s what being a hateful asswipe does to you.