1. Blowing a 3 game lead in the playoffs will never get old.

“Damn, man. Why so defensive?”
—Patriots fans

Katie Quackenbush: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know

...but I’m not inclined to give someone with an assault record who carries a gun the benefit of the doubt.

The Adam Schein fake-glasses-and-nose-costume is really popular this season.

While very solid arguments can be made the other way, this is a prime #1 reason to allow law abiding citizens the right to bear arms.

I probably said some racist shit, I am not even sure

A little late to this party. (Thanks, WYTS, for the re-direct.)

Help me understand this: why wouldn’t the Rangers agree to swapping the series?

I call bullshit. Deadspin and Awful Announcing would absolutely notice, and they’d chastise ESPN for their lack of sensitivity. These are the kinds of stories for which Deadspin exists, so they’d sure as hell put it front and center on the home page for us. And we’d comment on it. Probably in hilarious fashion.

That picture of Luke Keuchly reminds me of the image of Stan Humphries being carted off the field after a concussion. Can’t remember who they were playing, or who hit him, but the look on his face was just devastating.

A former star of truTV’s ‘World’s Dumbest’ and VH1's ‘The Surreal Life’ has the ear of the President of the United States of America.

I was the editor-in-chief for my college newspaper. Small college in Georgia with a bi-weekly publication schedule, and the content rarely extended beyond 16-pages.

I gotta ask: was it raining raining or Washington Nationals raining?

Did...did I see a few of those guys wearing logoed baseball helmets?

So here’s a question: when/where do you submit? I’m a Falcons fan and I’ve been waiting all off season for my chance to contribute to this series. I was expecting a “Hey! Get your WYTS submissions in!” but I never saw one. Or did I miss it?

Shit. I’ve been putting off reading any of these this year because I’m still in Super Bowl denial. This is the first one that I read for 2018. Stupid, stupid move. 

So would Jim McMahon. ‘Cept for that MVP part.

Great. Deadspin has just ensured that ol’ pops will get 1,000,000 hits on the Ballervision YouTube channel.