“Wow Mr. Vice President, it’s such an honor to meet you, and so surprising to run into you here at our local McDonalds!”
He’s like the grandpa that keeps letting all the family secrets slip at Thanksgiving dinner.
Oh Joe. He is like the slightly inebriated uncle that correctly guesses what all your Christmas presents are before you open them.
The “new band name” joke is overplayed, but damn. “The Cognitive Dissidents” would be a good one.
The most cringe worthy for me was the mirror one. They have fucking mirrors in Africa Debra. Jesus. Trust me that kid has seen his reflection before.
You should have filed it Debra Messing Up.
Can you imagine how utterly bananas the OJ trial would have been in the internet/social media age?
My mother always taught me to not use cocaine.
“I am in the process of writing a book,”
It’s crazy...if I don’t have a light, I can walk for BLOCKS before locating a smoker. You’re right about the social aspect...bonding over being social pariahs not quite the same...
NY come such a long way...I stealth-smoke/ shame-smoke near construction sites or huddled in shuttered doorways of abandoned buildings and make a whole show of waving the smoke away from my fellow pedestrians. I’m sorry for being so disgusting! I will smoke where I can also breathe all the asbestos snowflakes so you…
This woman wins the “I was late for work because.....” game for the rest of time.
Once when my dad was like 8-10 years old in brooklyn a grown man handed him a paper bag. When he opened it-a live sewer rat jumped out.
Do you think Thora Birch sits at home eating frosting and watching scenes in movies where she gets killed?
Isn’t everything that Lisa Frank makes for adults?
Bald kitty thread!
Spanx caused me to believe I DID deserve to vote!
No, Blake, REFUSING to work with Woody Allen would be empowering.
Shelly is no where with access to TV, I’m pretty sure.