Is this the classic case of “If some people are assholes to you, they’re assholes; if everyone is an asshole to you, you’re probably the asshole”?

“...it doesn’t matter which subject it is, you’re a bigot or you’re a racist.”

I always wonder what Axl did to his face.

I can’t sit with my back facing the door. Might have been an Old West gunslinger in a past life. Ironic since I am really super vocal about the need for better gun control every chance I get.

You could wave hello?

Hello Ms. Swift! For privacy we have a lovely booth in the back for you and your party.

Every day, Jez feels more and more like the Lifetime Movie Network.

I kinda want to be a teenage girl but only because I figure that would mean I understand what Snapchat is.

How do you like that...

Unfortunately, her social media call-to-arms began hours after the polls have closed.

It’s all those kippers for breakfast.

Bated. Not “baited!” Meaning the condition of waiting in anticipation- not meaning smelling like fish. The UK may have smelly breath, but it’s still bated.

they invented mermaids

Completely unnecessary post: I know Gilbert Gottfried in real life. I used to work with his wife, who I had a crush on. My heart was broken in 1996 when she told me via AOL chat she was secretly “Dating the parrot from ‘Aladdin’ “

Very few people can carry off Ring Toss With Ostrich.

As someone who has had personal interactions with this humanoid and knows people who have suffered through working with her as well, that title is super accurate.

God’s Love We Deliver is a non-religious organization that provides meals for home-bound elderly and ill people and is a very worthy cause. Thank you Joan for providing food to those in need in NYC.

Are we sure Steve wasn’t involved? Is this for real?

wishing him a speedy recovery. the best part of his documentary was watching the joy with which he does his job. there’s a beauty in finding where you’re supposed to be, doing what you’re supposed to do. can’t wait till he’s back on the streets with his camera again.