Kerry was really poised and thoughtful despite hardly being able to speak. Her response about Liv's blackness was great. I liked the line about having to "cross a picket line to validate her race card."

I especially loved how funny they all were. Such good chemistry between all of them. Guillermo+Tony is a fantasy I…

It's not the shit heads' fault! They've been forced to wear magic headphones with music so loud that it impairs their vision!

Using the darker color in the buttcrack area was an unfortunate choice

Expect to be needled about it ruthlessly.

This is, ahem.....................quite the yarn.

Can we also talk about old ladies who think their purse needs the window seat? Or anyone else who thinks the window seat next to them is best empty? Oh, or dudes who feel that 'The doorway' is the best place to stand to ride transit? Or 'Shit head sitting in the accessibility seats and doesn't see the person with…

Can we kill off Fitz because he's the creepiest creep to ever creep?

Oh, I second the Jake no clothes thing. Jake does it in a way Noel Crane never, ever, ever did.

James Brown used to say he was the king of soul, the king of funk, the king of disco... James could get away with it, because (with the exception of disco) he really was these things.

Madonna? Ugh, a pop marketing machine who managed to carve a career appropriating content from performance artists and Michael Jackson…

I KNOW!!!! So many questions, beyond the obvious "why won't he go away?" - why is he wearing the creepiest old man PJs on earth? Did he steal them from Hugh Hefner? Why does he not seem to be able to understand how one holds a telephone? Rotary phone? It's like he has an 80-year-old prop master, whom he called and…

Upsidedown, gravity defying bow? Yup, only the queen.

Okay when I was younger I really wanted to name my daughter Lolita because I loved that book and this is all the evidence needed to prove I need a lot more therapy.

OOH! What was Washington's unanswered follow-up question? "Can Liv eat chips instead of popcorn?" "Can I spill something on this jacket?" "Is it possible that Olivia might accidentally shoot Fitz in the knee?" "Can Jake never again wear clothes?"

He's trying to break into the nursing home scene. A captive audience. That's pretty much all that's left for him.

the rotary phone.. I'm glad you noticed it too.

Cue the next victim statement please.

After decades of hearing about someone badgering a witness, I'm finally witnessing a badger.

The "wonderful video message filled with laughter" appears to be a rapist wearing pajamas, talking to no one (on a rotary [?] phone) insisting he will be "hilarious."

At this rate, Madonna is eventually going to start referring to EVERYTHING and EVERYONE as the "Something Madonna"—the sun is "the Sky Madonna," an airplane,"the Fly Madonna," her favorite bread, "the Rye Madonna."