At least she didn't say "Let them read Vogue!"

"I've always had this image of Madonna with platinum hair in my references folder on my computer"

Hey. I just wanted to say I love all of you. Jezebel has the most awesome commenters. I completely wasted like all of today on here, but I barely even regret it because you all are so fucking chill.

Remember folks! Ignore, dismiss and flag the trolls!

Right? A LOT of famous people used to be older than me. A lot.

aw,bunnies! the one watching in the back's a pervert—whether he wants to mate or she wants some of what she's havin'.

In a world of "one-up-manship" who will beat THAT record?!

Does anyone NOT think that? (No, really, I'd love to hear from such a starry-eyed dreamer!)

I make no claim to knowing anything about common wisdom for getting pregnant other than, "Don't."

Who would have guessed that ridiculous exaggeration is sexually transmittable?

*gelfing* I hate autocorrect

Aww, this touched me. Happy Friday to you.

I haven't seen and won't be able to see the exhibit, but your positive review lifts my spirit a bit. I was reading the reviews yesterday, and my heart sank. Even though most of them made a point of saying that the show's failure is not Bjork's fault, it's impossible to not feel like a scathing review of this is like a…

I apologize in advance for how sappy and uncool this is. But I just realized I do every one of my secret single behaviors including making face masks out of random kitchen ingredients, talking out my problems to my dogs and answering for them in funny voices, taking 2+ hour-long baths, and occasionally putting on…

One of my cats melts like jello in a sack on a hot day when you hold him. When I'm alone, I dance with him because he lets me. He purrs like crazy and oozes about in my arms while the other pets look on like we're both nuts, but this cat is the perfect dance partner. He never minds if I miss the steps, and he's…

I say really sarcastic things to commercials. Out loud. Like full out mocking them. And then I laugh, because I'm hilarious. It's really tragic.

i have my own spot on a couch, nobody else allowed to sit there. I won't share my wine unless you bring food. I like going to movies and theater and travel alone.

I'm so set in my ways, I wouldn't even be able to say which habit was weird or not