I never even thought of that — what a great idea!

Then ditch them when they turn out to be jerks!

I have over 3,000 bonus points. Am I ever going to be able to cash them in on a car or something really good?

I think Dead James Novak (RIP) needs to be high on that list.

"To the left (shoe)..."

There are almost always great moments in every episode, but I have a hard time keeping myself as interested as I once was. Am I alone?

That poor hooman's back is gonna HURT.

I send this to my Empire-loving friends all the time.

I think it's because no one wants any extra dry cleaning expense.

Exactly why I want to know more! ;)

I need more of an "explanation" than that!

I want to know if he forgives Hakeem Lyon.

I wore socks today, voted for Obama, use frozen peas as an ice pack, and I think you mean Darlene's boyfriend's friend got a star...?

That sounds like a great next step for her! I think she's lovely.

Carson & Hughes in the Jezebel comments section!

"Oh, Mrs. Pattmore! The world moves forward and we are just scurr-yin about the kitchen!"

I place a lot of emphatic Daisy-ness on the word "point" and make it two-syllables.

The little boy looks so much like Cousin Matthew (*wipes imaginary tear*). I wonder if Daisy melodramatically whine-asked "What's the point? There are still princesses and I am still making cake!"

Not sure if Dr. P. should be calling anyone other than himself "out of control."

Create the victims and then abandon them. Not shocked.