As if! It feels like no one celebrates anything Kanye does.

My friend once left his truck unlocked with the windows open. During a walk, I saw it parked right in front of his house with him inside. I walked up to the driver's side window to say hello, and found a raccoon sitting atop the headrest, at eye level. Never have I screamed so loudly. I still shudder at the memory of…

Also: what about the officer?

She always knew she'd make it to the White House!

From now on, just gonna blame Waka Flocka Flame for everything. Late to work? Waka Flocka Flame. Started a fire? Waka Flocka Flame. Paper cut? International kidnapping plot uncovered? Blame Waka Flocka Flame.

I'm just curious who #3 will be. There's going to be a #3.

Surprised Madonna isn't attributing it to herself!

You and your mom made my day. :)

There is still an autumnal rainbow of colors for you (and a winter one for me, though 94% of my clothes are black)...

As a grandmaless person, I get what you mean.

I think L impregnanted Raven, forced Jamal to marry her, ("See! He's not gay!") then drugged Jamal on the night of the wedding so that J believed he'd had sex with Raven. Jamal will remember this in flashback. And then what you said happens. :)

Could probably fuck IN these.

She's maybe waiting for everyone to fall in love with the girl and then swoop back in for her? Then Lucious will kill her. (Btw I think maybe L is the father, not Jamal.)

The florals have a little bit of orange...

It makes me really happy when the people who play characters I like appear to be likable people. I wish him lots of happiness and success.

Propmaster Henry. Thought he was hip with the rotary phone.

She's worn all the colors...

Is this on Netflix yet?

OOH! What was Washington's unanswered follow-up question? "Can Liv eat chips instead of popcorn?" "Can I spill something on this jacket?" "Is it possible that Olivia might accidentally shoot Fitz in the knee?" "Can Jake never again wear clothes?"

Someone bring him to Cosby's next appearance.