Apparently no, he can NOT do a fandango. 

Agreed, Rage can't be made by Hollywood. It's made every day, somewhere in America.

Yep, you just have to be flexible. If you want something they don’t want, then you have to be willing to get them something you don’t want.

I want to take the train to Hudson Bay, my gf hates the Big Blue room, so lots of dresses, jewelry, and free editing for her, beluga whales for me. 

From personal experience I can attest that water buffalo are tasty as hell. Far better than U.S. beef.

I was in Tanzania for my Master’s Project, and after two weeks at an isolated agricultural station, we had a week in Moshi. First morning breakfast at the hostel and there’s an entire table of Midwestern grannies on a mission trip talking about torrTILLLa soup, oh it’s so good doncha know.

I looked at my proctor and…

Papa John’s can still suck my taint. Along with Pizza Ranch, fuck no. 

Almost always used very weirdly. 

Women generally don’t write in all caps. More now than in times past, but it’s still a useful metric.

Yeah, the white kids just shoplift, rape, lie, and get away with it (Lochte et al).

So weird how an international organization doesn’t use English, as all right-thinking people have since Adam taught it to Eve, amirite?

Fractally wrong on every count. You need a better handler, Russki Botski.

Which is one of the reasons the “don’t publicize anything, don’t print manifestos” angle is getting pushed HARD rn.

Women generally aren’t allowed to, or we’d see more of it.

“Sparce"? Really?

But...why would they? The only reason dudes learned to pee sitting down is because women demand it. Without women, life would be a non-stop frat party in a national forest, amirite?

Those are exceptional; author is Meg Elison.

[obvious sarcastic comment about both joke and response.]

We investigate drug crimes, rape kits, not so much.

Atlanta’s airport can fuck ALL THE WAY off.

Any of the Orthodox males who have demanded women be moved away from them on airplanes. Do you even Yentl, bro?