Jason wouldn’t let me put together a roast for him so if you refresh the site all day and don’t see one you know who to blame. But since the Kotaku comments are a bastion of freedom and haven’t been turned off yet I’ll share mine here:

Jason was a fearless advocate for making sure we never pulled out punches. One time…

The SOIYA in GBFV just went up by 10000000%

Rich white guy thinks he is incredible smart and has stupid things to say about politics. What a suprise. Rich white guys love to be “neutral observers of politics” because as long as the status quo remains, they stay rich.

I guess Kojima wasn’t showing up.

Whether E3 is dying or not, less Keighley always seems like a good thing...

Has anyone started a counter petition yet bc I am down with signing a BILLY PORTER NEEDS TO BE EVERYWHERE HE WANTS TO BE petition.

It’s like, if I had the beat Ganon when I was seven these asshole should too! Rawr! I can’t do what they do but I’m gonna *telll them* how to play!

You know what takes REAL skill? Playing the game normally!

shut da fuck up

I can’t tell you how often I’ve regretted choosing a gendered handle on Kinja. Seriously. (I also wish I had thought of a more clever one,  but this was right after the great purge/hack back in the day and they wouldn’t let me create a new account with my older, better one.)

Eh, they'll be balls deep in their pillows before long.

Good news! It includes re-masters of the SNES soundtracks AND also includes the original arcade soundtrack as an option so you can get your fill of Daddy Mulk.

And also, for Some Fucking Reason, Fox is partnering with Twin Galaxies to create speedrun content; Twin Galaxies most notably being known recently for being ground zero for Billy Mitchell, he of the spliced Donkey Kong runs, and Todd Rogers, he of the faked Dragster and Barnstormer high scores, both of which were…

...clearly should’ve called themselves Tomatoface.  Same message, different vessel.

I hope they get so much shit at blizzcon.

He should have second thoughts about a great many things in his life.

They most certainly have that right.

You know, Baten Kaitos is one of the rare games that I’m thankful for having almost no chance of being ported to a Sony or Microsoft console, because I know the developers would be absolute dicks and include a 100% item run as a trophy/achievement. 

The development roadmap still exists, they just no longer put how long it will be until those features are implemented.

The grotesque response from the Smash community about this leak is proof that Smash players don’t care about fighting games. But everyone already knew this.