I’m still tired from Christmas. I can’t do another major holiday only a week later. But I disagree with this article’s stance on Halloween and post-25 birthdays. Those remain important and excellent opportunities for a good time.

For YEARS I didn’t know there was a song in that kissing scene because I used to fast forward through it.

It’s hollow because his heart is even tinier than Trump’s hands.

It’s where he stores all the evil.

Speaking of “neck,” I’d like to punch McConnell in his.

What the FUCK, white people?????

I’m 100% with her on all counts.

Bro doesn’t understand what a slur is.

Any particular reason these doctors aren’t being addressed as “Dr. So-and-So?” Did they request or give permission to be referenced on a first name basis?

I’m delighted that a person named Scooter Libby exists.

I’ve spent my whole life wondering: Are people actually attracted to/by penises or are they just a means to an end? Same goes for female genitalia, but at least most of that’s internal and you’re not, like, confronted with it right out of the gate.

I think part of it is a desire to have a wedding-like experience even if you don’t have a wedding, and I doubt someone’s far-flung family and friends would make the trip and the effort for a big fancy party, whereas they would for a wedding, so they call these things weddings. Never mind that a wedding essentially is…

As someone who is not interested in and uncomfortable with the institution of marriage but who would delight in an expensive fancy party where I’m the center of attention, I kind of get it.

Does anybody have info on how likely this is to pass the House?

I’ve always been a proponent of the night shower. Unless you’ve had a really sweaty night you’re pretty clean when you wake up in the morning. Makes more sense to wash off the day’s dirt when the day is over.

I didn’t take her comment as “Makeup is fucking stupid and wanting to look good/confident in yourself is also fucking stupid and women only wear makeup so they look better to attract men.” I took it as “Don’t put undo pressure on yourself to fit into a beauty standard that is far more harshly imposed on women than it…