when you lose, that’s because the computer is cheating.

“A big factor in deciding to sell was I really liked the mystery box idea; it was appealing to me that a collector will eventually own the most coveted Funko item for $15.”

I absolutely hope this game wins Game of the Year over Tears of the Kingdom

This isn’t parody, though.  The ideas of Cluckin’ Bell and Burger Shot themselves are the parody, in this case of KFC and Burger King, but Take Two owns the rights to those specific parodies.  This is also why they will be able to go ahead with the Don’t Cluckin’ Tell version, as that is now their own parody.

How do we make the determination that these nominations are a result of Emmy voters watching insufficient television, rather than their having different opinions?

Is this more humiliating than Sony putting Morbius back in theaters based on the popularity of a meme?

I think the real problem here is that company recently surrounded by a giant cloud of sexual assault allegations having a quest whose objective is making sure a sexual assault continues to happen is just a tad gauche.

Somehow I don’t think that’s going to be an issue for him. Maybe a story for the nephews.

He sounds like an asshole with poor fiscal decision making.

I’ll just stick with “insert average old game” to act cool on the internet too.

(x) Doubt

Learn to fucking read you moron.

That’s because Diablo IV’s hardcore mode treats disconnects like death in order to discourage players from trying to pull the plug in a losing battle to avoid losing a character.

Never had a mover refuse to move a TV not in a box. They move those things all the damn time 

Worked on a game many years ago that had very long levels. If you died, you were put back to the start of the level. This was a terrible experience and we knew it, which is why we added a save anywhere feature. But with the deadline to go gold looming, save anywhere was bugged and our engineers asked for three more…

The man. The chin. The non-existent career.

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Wait, Casper van Dien has a kid and she's an actress/streamer? 

Just about any story can be bulleted, as you did, to a boring and simplified mess. Your ability to do that is not a sound counter to what was proposed.